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Everything you always wanted to doubt about social media

(Well, not actually 'everything', but quite a lot of things.) Just because I love you so very, very much dear reader, I have put together some of the best writing you can find online about social media. I have used objective standards to determine the excellence of each and every article. The fact that all …

Are my social media too LinkedIn?

A modern dilemma for people who have interests other than their work; linking all your social media so you can update everything from anywhere, but your updates can have different effects on the different networks you're in. For an example of this we have to look no further than, well, 'me' actually. Me. The artist. …

Thousands of Russian queens

I have asked, no one knows you there, if anything, what does that mean, Thousands of Russian queens can't all be wrong, can they?

As time passes

01(a). As time passes 02. Rather uneventful 03./05. Some young people arguing and/or snogging at the far end of the platform 06. The beamed ceiling [not pictured] distresses 07. But luckily I'm saved 08. A whistle 09. The closing of doors 01(b). As time passes Images of Maastricht Randwyck train station.

Kiezen

Charlie en Ozzy hebben posters gemaakt. Mooie grote posters. Met tekeningen en woorden. “Wat staat er op jouw poster?”vraagt Charlie “Kies Ozzy, want Ozzy gaat doen wat het beste is.” Zegt Ozzy. “Dat is mooi.” zegt Charlie. Dat vindt Ozzy zelf ook. “Wat staat er op jouw poster?”vraagt Ozzy “Kies Charlie, want Charlie gaat ook …

The origins of laughter lies in fear

Not answering your e-mails, ANY of your e-mails, is considered to be sexy by 36% of our respondents, a large portion of which, would totally do you, so what are you worrying about, take a pill.

We are spoiled citizens

Recently we've had nationwide elections for local council. Just about half of all voters decided to actually show up to cast a vote. The other half couldn't be bothered. The enwsmedia seem to think that this is a problem of politicians: citizens have lost faith in politics. I disagree. I think it is a problem …

How to interpret Kierkegaard

Everyone is entitled to their own personal insecurity, so what if you dye your hair, enlightenment isn't granted through ceremony, avoid appearing gloomy, words are just, words, you cannot see the gap, feel the abandonment, the greyness of dead malls, they're the new fucking pandemic, no need to appreciate, just accept, (... or at least …

If that’s all we are, then what’s the problem?

Ugly people, who dress like they are not Dumb people, who Twitter like they are not Shallow people, who invest like they are not Evil people, who worship like they are not Sales people, who shave like they are not Empty people, who txt mssg like they are not Smelly people, who embrace like they …